The Nigerian Govt. has decided to join the EU based on the number of Nigerian citizens in the UK. The President has ordered the brightest scientists to increase efforts to finish the bridge that connects Lagos to London.
Similar efforts are underway to connect :
Aba to Aberdeen
Enugu to Edinburgh
Port Harcourt to Portsmouth
Ibadan to Ipswich
Kaduna to Kettering
Okepopo to Okehampton
Lekki to Lewisham
Ebute Metta to Ebfleet
Egbeda to Elephant & Castle
Iponri to Peckham
Mushin To Brikstin
Ekiti to Essex
Gbagada to Gibraltar
Ikorodu to Cambridge
Warri to Watford
Benin to Birmingham
Maiduguri to Manchester
Sambisa to Sandhurst !
Sokoto to Southampton
Ketu to Kent
Surulere to Surrey
Borno to Bournemouth
BRIXTON
So my people better start packing your things... lol
BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EU. Buhari Moves To London.
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